Friday, July 30, 2010

Congratulations! You have been properly titered, tested and immunized.

I'd like to take this opportunity to tell all the anti-vaccine "cuz it like totally causes autism because Jenny McCarthy said so" nutters to go ahead and die slowly in a barrel of fire ants under a latrine pit, please.  You are causing innocent babies to die incredibly painful and totally unnecessary and preventable deaths.  You are responsible for this: and you should be banished from civilized society right after your children are placed with loving, SANE human beings who will love and care for them enough to protect them with proper vaccinations.

OK.  I feel better now!


I awoke to find this in my inbox this morning:

Hi Wanda,

Congratulations! You have been released to register for classes by the Student Health Office. If you have any questions please feel free to give us a call.

Yippeeeeee!  Now I just have to figure out how to round up $850.00 for this semester's books.

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